Fun Time : Jija sali funny jokes

Sister-in-law, can I take two kilos of peas?
Brother-in-law - Yes, take what you feel is right, do it.
Sister-in-law, brother-in-law, I am not asking for your opinion, I am asking whether I will peel it off or take it less..
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Sister-in-law, what will you become in the next life
Brother-in-law - I will become a rat!
Sister-in-law, why do you want to be a mouse?
Brother-in-law - Because your sister is only afraid of rats!
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Sister-in-law, tell me when does love happen?
Brother-in-law- When Rahu, Ketu, and Saturn's condition is bad, your Mars is weak and God is in the mood to enjoy you..
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Sister-in-law, a mosquito has entered my mouth, what should I do now?
Brother-in-law, drink all out. Starts working in six seconds.
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Doctor- How did your lips get burnt...?
The man had gone to drop his wife at the station to go to her maternal home...!
Happily kissed the engine itself...!
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Baba- son you are possessed by some witch
Chintu- Baba I have to slap you if you say anything about my girlfriend…!