Aries: You are going to get punched in the face. You are managing a ram, all things considered.
Taurus: We won't not give up too effectively, so the severing may be troublesome. Since we won't permit it. Be that as it may, once we let go of the cantankerousness, you are allowed to go your way (in a couple pieces).
Gemini: We are a remarkable capricious cluster, so we'll either go insane and begin stalking your canine walker or we'll simply throw out every one of the photos and go on a wild occasion to Spain.
Disease: We are the cool crabs… felines, whatever. We would prefer not to continue advising you that you broke our hearts. We'll act like it's alright, yet furtively plot and petition God for your ruin. Consistently.
Leo: We are an incredible divas; ruler of the wilderness what not. So in any case, you are a goner. Be that as it may, in the event that you ever attempt 'the fault here is entirely mine' banality, be set up to have your home burned to the ground while we moonwalk away.
Virgo: We are entirely adjusted with our feelings. We don't care for all the show. Yet, we are entirely computing as well. Try not to hope to recover those endowments. On the other hand your charge card, which will vanish bafflingly.
Libra: Down to earth and super-reasonable. Try not to anticipate that us will lounge around and mope. We'll proceed onward without the unlimited tubs of frozen yogurt, yet with the ideal bounce back. See what you are absent?
Scorpio: We don't take crap from anybody and you surely don't sever things with us without getting stung. We're additionally figuring, so while you think we approve of you, we are covertly turning every one of your companions against you.
Sagittarius: We are free spirits so you won't see us play the casualty card. We will attempt and make the relationship work however in the event that it doesn't we generally have something else (or another person) to proceed onward to. Be that as it may, hope to get obstructed from all online networking and telephone. Once we're done, we're truly done.
Capricorn: Being the sensible ones of the zodiac, we'll attempt and work things out. If not, you won't get notification from us… until we call you sobbing and inebriated five weeks after the fact. Capricorns dependably stew.
Aquarius: We let go super effectively and simply trust that karma does its employment well. Also, it generally does. Watch your back.
Pisces: We live in our own ecstatic, sweet world. In any case, Pisceans are touchy souls, so part ways with us pleasantly, affirm? Else you'll be getting a terrible email.